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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003

levi’s wall in jacksonville

Levi's billboard, Jacksonville ORI don’t know what it is, but I always stop to stare at old-time billboards painted on brick walls. I think it’s not nostalgia, because most of these signs are older than I am. I sure as heck would not have wanted to live 50 or more years ago — if you think it’s hard for server-side web engineers to find work today, just imagine how tough it would have been before, say, they’d discovered electricity.

Anyway, we found this Levi’s wall in Jacksonville, Oregon. I don’t know whether it is a real antique advertisement or a carefully-faded reproduction.

My unretouched photo is a lot less interesting than the wall is. An attempt to restore the image to what I imagined it may have once looked like led to the rekindling of an old, forgotten passion: Photoshop image manipulation. I used to spend entire days doing that. Four years ago I put some of the more finished images (which then were already five years old!) into an online gallery: the pretentiously-named Gallery of Experimental Art. Caution: if you can’t stomach the heavy-handed application of Photoshop filters, don’t follow that link.

I normalized, saturated, and posterized the Levi’s image, then applied four layers of gradient-masked lighting effects, employing multiple edge-detection and texturing filters. The result appeals to me strangely, just like the wall did. A subsequent version, in which I’ve reduced the blue cast of the “copper riveted overalls” lettering, is on its way to the print service for enlargement. I hope I’m as fascinated with the printed version as I am with the digital.


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updated: 2004-05-25 19:42:21

Tuesday, July 1st, 2003

www.stupid.nitwit

www.news.gifts.oaklandThere’s a shop at the Oakland airport called “www.news.gifts.oakland”.

Is that just about the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen? I mean, beyond the fact that URLs ceased being trendy and cool and became utilitarian and generally uninteresting in 1999 is the fact that that URL doesn’t work. Go ahead, try it out: http://www.news.gifts.oakland

Why doesn’t it work? Specifically, because ‘oakland’ is not one of the handful of approved Top Level Domains. But more generally, because the marketing-class flunkie who decided to name his newsstand after a website wasn’t attempting to create a real or useful web address — he or she was simply trying to be cool by association. But it’s dumb. It’s like naming a salon “The 2004 Mitsubishi Haircut GXE”. It sort of means something in a wholly different context, but on the other hand it’s just stupid. The car doesn’t exist; the website doesn’t exist.

The shop doesn’t even sell computer or networking gear. It’s just another seen-one, seen-‘em-all airport media-and-kitch market, memorable for no other reason than the dim-bulb appellation.

I’d bet that the person who picked the name “www.news.gifts.oakland” had a previous job designing book jackets, but got fired for putting ‘@’ signs in place of the letter ‘a’ in the titles. “Well, the author mentioned the Internet in chapter 6, so I figured…”


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updated: 2005-03-22 05:40:19

Monday, June 30th, 2003

Crater Lake, OR

Crater Lake, Oregon“Tucked within a circle of jagged cliffs, the lake’s blueness is so improbable that, according to local lore, it prompted one first-time visitor decades ago to write an angry letter to her congressman, accusing park rangers of lacing the lake with dye. It’s that blue.

The National Park Service has a page of news, events, and information regarding Crater Lake.


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updated: 2004-02-22 22:49:16

Friday, June 27th, 2003

Barr Trail part V: trekking gear list

This is part V of a series on hiking Barr Trail. Read part I, part II, part III, part IV.

To close out this series, I’ll summarize what we learned about gear and equipment needed for climbing a “fourteener.” We had three organizing principles:

How much pack space will you need? Our group used various packs ranging in size from 300 to 3000 cubic inches. My pack holds 1100 cubic inches and seems to have been an ideal size: I carried everything I needed, and had no wasted space.

Pack choices are determined by hydration solutions. Or in other words, the first question you should answer is whether you want to use a CamelBak (or similar bladder system). Always a renegade, I had decided early on that I didn’t want to wear a pack on my upper back. Instead I opted for a Mountainsmith Cairn lumbar pack.

There are two disadvantages to backpacks:

The advantages to backpacks are that they offer lots of space, many pockets, and are easy to take off and put on. The last of those brings up the one disadvantage of lumbar packs: when full, they are very tough to put on. On the trail I had to lean up against a tree or a rock to hold the pack in place while I connected and adjusted the waistbelt. Another disadvantage: my lumbar pack was tightly packed, making it difficult to quickly grab any specific item.

No matter what pack you use, you’ll appreciate having commonly-used items hanging on your belt, or in a pocket. Suggestions: lip balm; sun lotion; sunglasses (hang them around your neck); camera.

How much food will you need? I ate four food bars and a few ounces of nuts. Others in the group brought no solid food, but slurped down “energy gel” every 45 minutes. If you opt for the goo, try it out before your big hike. Some of the flavors are apparently disgusting.

Conspicuously absent from this document is any mention of trekking poles. Everyone in my group swears by them, so I’ll say that you should consider trying them. I have no relevant experience.

One final piece of advice: listen to your body. Don’t hike into a crisis, and don’t expect others to bail you out.


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Thursday, June 26th, 2003

Barr Trail part IV

This is part IV of a series on hiking Barr Trail. Read part I, part II, part III.

At the end of the day, I had mixed feelings about not hiking back down the mountain. On one hand, we’d enjoyed an unqualified success:

This victory is especially sweet considering the inexperience and less-than-ideal training or acclimitization put in by some of the participants.

I also have to mention that I hiked without pain and without painkillers. I’ve had recent battles with knee and shin problems but neither affected me, proving that the skeletal adjustments I’ve made recently have worked. I used no orthotics, external joint bracing, or support wraps. I must be doing something right.

But there’s that unchallenged part of me that wanted to complete the round-trip. I think I will do that 25-mile hike at some point. I’m not disappointed in our decision not to hike down this time, because even now I can’t imagine enjoying a 9pm finish. Hiking down in those conditions would have been a mistake. But I think it is possible for a smaller group, with similar conditioning and a decent night’s sleep, to finish this roundtrip in 12-14 hours. Maybe I’ll put that trip together in a few years. I hope to conquer a few other fourteeners first.

Getting down the mountain was a challenge, albeit of a different nature than the ascent. Three different people, including the director of Barr Camp, had told us that the staff at the summit house would make a PA announcement to help us solicit rides down the mountain from tourists who had driven there. However, when I approached the clerk at the information counter, I was met with a haughty attitude which I’d previously thought was limited to employees of German railroads. She shut me down, not only refusing my request but acting insulted that I’d had the audacity to ask. Apparently they fear the liability should something bad happen on the drive down the mountain. “But you need not arrange specific rides,” I pointed out, “you could simply announce that there are hikers looking for rides, and leave it to us to —” She cut me off and was rude enough to look over my shoulder to the next customer in line, asking “Can I help you?” as if I’d ceased to exist.

Still, I knew I’d have no problem arranging a ride, because of the awe factor I’d experienced earlier. Some of our group felt differently; they were visibly nervous about the task. Then as some of us were discussing it, a woman approached and offered the two empty seats in her car. What could be easier? Two down; five to go.

I stepped outside and approached the first group I saw. I struck up a brief conversation about the ascent, and then once I had them engaged I set the hook. “You wouldn’t have any extra seats in that enormous maxi-van, would you?” They took three of us. At that point, with five of seven rides arranged in less than five minutes’ effort, I claimed a seat for myself and assumed someone else would find the final two rides.

This turned out to be more difficult than I expected; our last two hikers got rejected a dozen times before finally accepting a ride from some senior citizens who made them ride in the bed of a pickup truck, which was otherwise filled with souvenir rocks. The truck stopped at every vista point on the descent, and again so one of the elderly passengers could lean out the door to vomit. They got dropped off on the freeway a mile outside of town. It was, unfortunately, the worst ride of all. In contrast, we were provided seats, food, conversation (complete with entertaining Fargo-esque accents), and were driven all the way to our rental car.

I was badly in need of a nap at that point, but we drove out to round up the rest of our group. Then came a shower, dinner, and several pints of beer. I still felt glassy-eyed and disconnected, making me suspect that sleep loss was a primary component of my mountaintop fog. I crashed hard at 9:30 and slept the sleep of a guy with no plans at 2AM except “sleep another six hours”.

Believe it or not… I have more to say. Read part V.


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