DEBRIS.COMgood for a laugh, or possibly an aneurysm

Months in the making (or, mostly, months in the waiting)… SmartyPants-PHP v.1.5.1 is now available.

The Victoria Legislature building, by night.

The stage was nearly 20 feet square, large by any standard. But we filled it. We brought four truckloads of gear.

My gig inventory included:

• 1 carpet (with cage leg position marked)
• 1 kick drum, in a road case
• 2 heavy duffle bags of pedals, hardware, sticks, charts, water bottles, etc.
• 1 drum cage with 4 toms and 11 cymbals mounted (we loaded it into a pickup truck, whole, and drove it to the gig that way)
• 2 snare drums
• 1 hi-hat stand with cymbals
• 1 throne
• 1 crate of mics and cables
• 1 drum machine
• 1 ancient headphone amp (with 1 blown channel)
• 1 pair headphones
• 1 mixing board
• 1 video camera, with tripod
• 1 bar stool, just in case someone happened by with a keg of beer and an empty glass for the drummer, I guess
• 2 mic stands
• 4 mic clips
• 1 camera, which which I would shoot exactly 2 photos, only 1 of which came out
• 1 music stand
• 1 imperfect memory, guaranteed to forget at least a few song endings

Setting up the drums was a breeze, although it took five guys to haul the cage off the pickup truck and walk it around trees, over benches and shrubbery, up to the stage. Placing the kick drum and pedals, the snare, hats, and throne took little time. This is the beauty of using a drum cage, and having a band big enough to carry it.

Positioning the mics and routing the cables took longer; the rest of the band was hanging out in the grass, and I thought I might still be tightening thumbscrews with one hand while counting off the first song.

The soundman’s mixing board and snake had only 16 channels, so we couldn’t justify using nine of them to mic the kit. Therefore we sent only the kick, snare, and hat mics directly to the main board. I still wanted to mic everything individually, to make sure every nuance of every mistake I might make would be clearly broadcast to the audience. The solution was for me to create my own stereo submix of the toms and overhead mics, using a second mixing board. I sent this mix to the main board, using up just two channels. This gave the soundman the ability to put some of the tom and overhead sound into the mains, even if he couldn’t adjust the volume of individual toms or cymbals.

When we were done with soundcheck, I marveled at the number of instruments and cables and devices we’d strung together: the work of six guys for most of three hours, a mind-boggling tangle of complexity that made the simple act of walking around the drum kit a stumbling hazard. “Acoustic drums are loud enough,” you might say. No, they’re not!

LA Times: Prius Is Put on Fast Track

Facts divulged:

• In Los Angeles there is a 7-month wait for the new Prius.
• Dealers obviously aren’t willing to negotiate; they charge full sticker: $22,274 - $26,239.
• Toyota will increase production by 50% in 2005.

(Read about my Prius test drive.)

Low Morale is a series of animations portraying one man’s struggle to cope with the soul-sapping, will-to-live draining, life-force mugging, morale crushing experiences of work. Any correlation between events shown and real-life have been personally researched.

It’s sort of like Dilbert, without the laughs.

There are eight animations in all, including a full-length music video for “Creep” by Radiohead, which looks as if it could have been an official collaboration, because the tone of the song so perfectly matches the tone of the video. Warning: it’s a 9mb download, complete with ‘breakout’ game so you have something to do during the half-hour you’re waiting for the song to begin.

(Thanks to Aaron L. for the link!)