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The Chronicle ran a nice interview with Larry Ellison recently. The first half is unusual in that it focused on human-interest questions like “What do you want people to remember you for?” and “Is it hard for someone like you to be friends with anybody?” In responding, Ellison let his hair down, which in the opinion of someone who let his hair down in 1992, makes for a nice change of persona.

I had a brief encounter with Larry Ellison many years ago. I was working for him at the time. Not that he’d have known it… Oracleville had only 3 of its current 6 towers, yet the complex was already big enough to sport five restaurants, a health club, and a shoe-repair business.

My group happened to work in the same building as the CEO’s office, and as I recall the nearest two parking spaces to the front door were marked “Reserved.” Presumably the executive managers’ time was so valuable that the corporation couldn’t afford the extra minutes it would take them to walk in from further across the parking lot.

Anyway, alongside those first couple reserved spaces was a striped-off area about ten feet wide, a buffer to protect the execs’ imported über-sedans from the less elite vehicles that could be afforded by the people who worked for them. This striped area was a perfect spot for a single motorbike, such as the beater red Kawasaki for which I’d paid $700. Yup: most days, I parked next to Larry Ellison.

My close encounter happened 100 yards away, in the left-turn lane from Marine World Parkway. At a red light, I checked my sideview mirror and found I was looking over the top of something low and sporty, a car I recognized as one of the few I spotted frequently in those top two parking spots. I had a brief vision of Ellison pulling up alongside as I parked my loud, farting, occasionally smoky motorbike. In the vision, I gave him a nervous wave and smile, and he called Security to have me and my p.o.s. motorbike towed up the highway to the Sybase parking lot.

So when the light changed, I did the only sensible thing: I circled the parking lot twice, waited until he was safely inside, and then I parked next to him.

Hey, at least I didn’t put mayo on the french fries.

German landscape designers love interlocking stones. Yesterday I saw my favorite design to date. I want a driveway like this.

OAO Oktava, the Russian microphone manufacturer, has issued a press release to counter claims made in this space by UK vendor Oktava Ltd (see response from Oktava Ltd on MK 012 mics from China, which itself was a response to my initial story, counterfeit Oktava microphones at Guitar Center?). The full press release is http://oktava.tula.net/news/reliz_eng.htm (local mirror).

I’ll excerpt the parts specific to Andy McKay’s claims:

The Oktava Limited(A&F McKay)’s allegations that the microphones produced by OAO Oktava have not been developed by OAO Oktava, are false. The OAO Oktava microphones, in particular the MK-012 and MK-219, have been produced by OAO Oktava since the 1980s, and their predecessors were the models MK-18, MK-011, produced in the 60s-70s. Oktava Limited(A&F McKay)’s statement that the design of microphones was developed and/or is an intellectual property of Oktava Limited(A&F McKay), has no foundation since that firm was established much later.
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In 2004 Oktava Limited(A&F McKay) lost its distributor’s rights because it unlawfully used our trademark “Oktava” and violated numerous contract terms.
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OAO Oktava did not grant Oktava Limited(A&F McKay) any rights to manufacture copies of its products or use its trademark.
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OAO Oktava is not responsible for the quality of copies made in China or in any other part of the world. Microphones or any other products not produced by OAO Oktava, Tula, Russia, do not have the OAO Oktava’s guarantee and will not be serviced by OAO Oktava.

So, I think we’ve fully arrived at a point where the most basic facts are being contended. I remain steadfast in my lack of interest in the terms of the contract between OAO Oktava and Oktava Ltd., but if anyone has any substantive evidence of who designed the MK-012, I’d happily publish it.

Update: believe it or not, there’s a part IV.

Stephen Pinker once made the point that “dog bites man” is not news. Rather, “man bites dog” is news.

Still, the following excerpt from Bruce Schneier’s essay Should Terrorism Be Reported in the News caught me by surprise, not because I disagree, but because it’s so true it shouldn’t have felt counterintuitive:

One of the things I routinely tell people is that if it’s in the news, don’t worry about it. By definition, “news” means that it hardly ever happens. If a risk is in the news, then it’s probably not worth worrying about. When something is no longer reported — automobile deaths, domestic violence — when it’s so common that it’s not news, then you should start worrying.