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Friday, July 30th, 2004

tourist trap

Capilano Suspension BridgeJust north of Vancouver is the city’s “Natural Wonder,” a 100-year-old “engineering marvel” called Capilano Suspension Bridge. It’s a major tourist attraction.

We didn’t go, because wherever the major tourists were, we wanted to be somewhere else. Our host in Vancouver turned us on to a similar suspension bridge attraction in Lynn Canyon, which would provide these significant advantages:

  1. fewer tourists
  2. free admission
  3. shorter span
  4. less height

Yes, I considered it an advantage that the Lynn Canyon bridge is both shorter and less high than the Capilano. I really don’t need to be suspended in the middle of a 450-foot (137m) span, 230 feet (70m) above a river. The Lynn Canyon bridge is less grand, at 164 feet (50m) high and 157 feet (48m) across, but that’s already enough to give me the willies when I lean over the side to take a picture.

These things move, you know.

The Capilano Bridge site boasts that it receives 800,000 visitors every year. Figure the tours get rained out 25% of the time; that means they’re pusing 2900 people a day across the bridge. And through the gift shop.

But wait, it gets worse. The current Capilano Suspension Bridge is the “fourth bridge at this location.” What the hell happened to the first three? Is there evidence of wreckage 230 feet below?!

Anyway, the Lynn Canyon bridge has an appeal of its own, even for thrill-seekers. Following is a virtual menu of ways to get injured or dead at Lynn Canyon, as presented by a three-piece billboard at the entrance to the park. First, some general warnings are presented…

you can't trust your friends.“When your friends ask you to do something dangerous, don’t bend to peer pressure.”

… and then the signs recount stories of past park visitors falling, maiming themselves, and sometimes drowning…

“Severe impact with water after a high jump: force of impact tore running shoes apart and drove shoes up the legs of jumper. Jumper sustained back injuries - 1970.”

“Failure to clear protruding outcrops at 30 Foot Pool. Victim suffered broken leg and gash on thigh - 1980.”

do not drink and swim.“In 1991 a hiker was trapped in this position for 5 days. The force of the water was so great that he had to be pulled away from the canyon wall by a team of rescuers and commercial divers with ropes and pulleys. He slipped and fell from a log while traversing the canyon. He had been drinking.”

submerged rocks are not your friends.It’s always true that if you climb on rocks near a body of water, you risk falling to your death. But only at Lynn Canyon will you see an artist’s rendering of it.


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updated: 2004-07-31 15:16:20

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