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Tuesday, September 14th, 2004

Never look back

high-tech flusherYou’re confident, assured. You’re standing tall. You’ve done what you came here to do. You have nothing to fear. You have the Champion Toilet from American Standard: “Flush once. Never look back.”

There’s another great line in the ad: “Designed to handle whatever life throws your way.” What image is going through your mind right now? Personally, I’m thinking of a Macho Beef Burrito from Del Taco, which I believe would make a much more effective flush-test than 41 rubber tubes.


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updated: 2004-09-14 14:21:24

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