You’re confident, assured. You’re standing tall. You’ve done what you came here to do. You have nothing to fear. You have the Champion Toilet from American Standard: “Flush once. Never look back.”
There’s another great line in the ad: “Designed to handle whatever life throws your way.” What image is going through your mind right now? Personally, I’m thinking of a Macho Beef Burrito from Del Taco, which I believe would make a much more effective flush-test than 41 rubber tubes.