DEBRIS.COMgood for a laugh, or possibly an aneurysm

Open letter to moveon.org:
Four years of work, multiple emails per day to supporters, dozens of print and television commercials created, and tens of millions of dollars spent, and this is the best you can do?

Open letter to John Kerry:
Just when I was getting ready to give up hope, you gave it up for me. Thanks a bunch.

Open letter to George W. Bush:
I must have missed whatever your party has been slipping into the water supply. Where do I go to become happy and docile and self-satisfied? Also, please send me one of those nifty Orange Alert signs so I can be ever-watchful in my own home of possible terrorist activity. PS. All that stuff about global warming is just hokum.