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Saturday, March 19th, 2005

baby name guide

In a discussion of the origins of names, my brother pointed out that the suffix -el, as found at the end of some Hebrew names, means “God.” For example, the name Raphael means “God has healed.” Just for fun we made a list of all the other -el names we could think of. Not having a copy of a Hebrew-English dictionary handy, we had to speculate as to some of the names’ meanings.

Disembow-el  to remove the entrails of God
Falaf-el  deep-fried Garbanzo dumplings, usually served in a pita with hummus, by a priest (you have to hold out your tongue first)
Caram-el  God’s chewy center, sometimes filled with nuts
Becham-el  Jesus Chris, you scorched the milk!
Cholester-el  God told you to stick with the loaves and fishes.
Sequ-el  The Second Coming of God


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updated: 2005-03-21 04:24:45

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