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My Journal software provides these features:

• “Edit This Page”-style site maintenance
  
• CSS-based formatting (no FONT tags)
  
• User-definable categories or channels for content
  
• Pagination within categories
  
• Full-text search of item titles or text
  
• Calendar navigation system
  
• Automatic “freshness” dating
  
• “Tell a friend” / “Send this to a friend”
  
• Two types of editorial elements: journal entries and media reviews
  
• Modular construction — use only the functions you want
  
• Spider-friendly URL scheme to aid search-engine indexing
  
• Referer logging / counting
  
• Second script displays output in printer-friendly format