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October 5, 2005 - SAN FRANCISCO - Today, Google announced the launch of Google Ice, an innovative new product in the beverage-cooling market. Google Ice is available exclusively at the Web 2.0 Conference in San Francisco, but will soon be rolled out within after-hours tech confererence geek lounges nationwide, except perhaps in Redmond.

“Google has already made tremendous strides in making access to information on the web a reality for users across the globe, but we’re still in the Internet’s early innings,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt. “But at least now you can see what you’re drinking.”

“We hope this product makes quite a… splash,” added Google founder Sergey Brin. “Heh, heh, heh. Heh. Ahem.”

Added Stewart Butterfield, founder of Flickr and employee of Google rival Yahoo, “5000 Ph.D.’s and they come up with this?!”