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Subject: SHARON’S SORBET IS BACK AT TRADER JOE’S!

Dear Matthew;

Sharon’s wants to thank all the loyal fans of our sorbet for their strong support! We just received news that Trader Joe’s is placing Sharon’s Sorbet back in their stores.

We are eternally thankful and would like to send you FREE manufacturer coupons in gratitude. Please email us your address and we will send you the coupons as thank you gift.

So, that phone call has paid off. Now if TJ’s would just do something about all the plastic wrap on their produce.

Anyway, if you haven’t tried it, Sharon’s Coconut Sorbet is the best cow-free ice cream you’ll ever taste. Seriously, you won’t miss the cream (nor the rBGH).