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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

I think I wrote this in 1989

once in a while you find yourself driving out of washington
then you make a wrong turn and you’re driving into washington
president lincoln freed the slaves but he can’t get me out of washington
what really makes me bitter is that nothing rhymes with washington

circling past the monuments, making many right turns
i see the same things over and I think the rights were wrong turns
my mind’s not on my driving ‘cause i’m thinking ‘bout my sideburns
i’m running out of gas again i’ve gotta shave them off

i need to make a phone call so i pull up to a booth
my friend who lisps once told me that a screw I have is “looth”
in response i think i told him that his statement was uncouth
he said the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth


Tags: nonsense
posted to channel: Personal
updated: 2007-07-19 20:40:46

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