Proprietor: Can I help you?
Me: Is there such a thing as an Australian Zinfandel?
Proprietor: <look of consternation>
Spouse: <look of consternation>
Me: Oh, I mean, Canadian Zinfandel… sorry, I’d been thrown off by your accent.
Proprietor: Ahh, yes, I am, in fact, from … <long pause> England.