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A friend remarked that I use the word “however” a lot. “You make these huge, grand statements,” he explained, “and then with however you take it all away.” He didn’t give any examples, but here’s one he might have used: “I am making a huge, grand statement. However, I may have my head up my ass.”

And that’s sort of the point. First, take the fact that I’m an engineer by trade. Actually that’s not quite accurate — I’m an engineer by birth. Accuracy is important to me. Empirical data is my currency. Secondly, although the physical, empirically-measurable world provides a lot of potential for sweeping, broad statements, e.g. objects falling on Earth accelerate at a rate of 9.8 m/s/s, those don’t typically come up in conversation. Whereas the sort that do, e.g. canned meat products are disgusting, often need to be qualified, because I quite enjoy a Spam sandwich from time to time.

I’ve seen the other side — I studied psychology for a number of years. Splitting time between psych classes, in which nearly nothing is certain, and engineering classes, in which the only thing that is NOT certain is how I ever imagined I’d pass the final exam, I saw with clarity this imbalance. And so, although I feel most at peace in a world where events can be predicted from input data, I happen to inhabit a very different world: a world where input data is inscrutable, a place where events cannot be predicted, a place where some men drink wine coolers.

It’s not about being afraid to take a stand. It’s about recognizing the complex, chaotic reality of our world. Strictly speaking, it is more accurate to qualify general statements, and from this quest for accuracy, I tend to qualify pretty much everything, e.g. “pretty much everything.” Hence, “however.”

In fact I have a whole arsenal of these words: but, although, somewhat, still, perhaps, maybe, sort of, possibly, provisionally, not precisely, well, err, umm, and no. I’m not waffling. Not really, anyway.

I received a spam email from Microsoft today, regarding their bCentral site manager service. The opening paragraph contains unsubscribe instructions — a good thing — but the opt-out URL they give doesn’t work!

SHELL> lynx -head -source http://redir.cq0.net/r/default.asp
HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Server: Microsoft-IIS/4.0
Date: Tue, 02 Jan 2001 16:33:49 GMT
Content-Type: text/html
Cache-control: private

The back cover says this: Funny. Hip. Compelling. Book. I agree completely — this book is authentically Californian, or at least authentically Santa-Cruzian, and very very clever.

The worst thing about this book is the photo on the cover. I hate when publishers try to depict characters; there’s no way the dorky guy in this photo could be as smart as the main character in the book.

It’s a sort of love story, with some political machinations, some Native American history, and a big old car. Smart people learn new things. Attractive people have sex. And everybody has wonderous, glib conversations that are laugh-out-loud funny.

Here’s the main character’s recollection of a job interview.
  Law Firm Flunky: What would you say is your greatest weakness?
  Ronnie: I respond with hostility to stupid questions.

Heh. I really enjoyed this book. Except for the damn photo on the cover.

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I resisted reading this book for years because I’m not a fan of Microsoft, the company or the products, and I’d read enough about the book to know that it is about Microsoft employees… ugh.

But finally I’d heard enough positive reviews that I had to find out for myself, and now I know I’d made a mistake — this is a great story.

The characters are weird and arty, and best of all they all quit their jobs at Microsoft. The book ends up being more about geek culture and startup companies, and Coupland gets it more right than anyone else I can think of, save Po Bronson. The scenes in this book were not written by an outsider who doesn’t really grok hackers. It’s not so much that the microserfs characters are authentic… they’re actually more pure than most of the hackers I know. What Coupland gets right, what he really understands, is the ideal, even though most of the folks who comprise this subculture can only strive to be as weird (hackish) as Coupland’s cast of misfits.

If you like Legos, The Fan Man, The First $20 Million is Always The Hardest, or Linux, you should read this book.

Even if you’d sooner set fire to your hair than use any of the Windows family of products, you should read this book.

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This is the best book I’ve read since Ender’s Game. The basic plot is the same, but the story is told from the perspective of a different character.

My initial reaction to this concept was negative; I felt that Card was simply milking his award-winning novel for another edition. But then I remembered how much I liked that novel. And then I read this and was drawn in immediately. Now I’m impatient to reread Ender’s Game to compare Bean’s perceptions to Ender’s, for all their shared scenes. Card so effectively puts us inside his characters’ heads that Shadow is wholly fascinating because it shares a plot with another book.

Do read Ender’s Game first; this book will make more sense that way.

Amazon.com has a nice summary of the book; see links below.

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• Amazon (Paperback)
• Amazon (Hardback)