DEBRIS.COMgood for a laugh, or possibly an aneurysm

At long last, the source code that produces this site is available for free download. I’ve christened the system Monaural Jerk. Enjoy.

It’s not unusual for spammers to disguise themselves, but this example demonstrates a clear willingness to deceive. They sign the email “The Internet Special Offers Team” — sounds plausible to newbies, I’m sure — and imply that I’m a subscriber, which is a lie. But the twist is using a Yahoo.com address for replies, implying that they’re associated with Yahoo, which they are not.

I received two copies of this spam at two different addresses. The first used a FROM address at ematic.com, shown above; the second used a Yahoo address in the FROM header. Both Yahoo and Ematic claim they’ve “taken action” against the accounts listed in the spam. Ematic even has a web page about it.

The great thing about fast responses from both Ematic and Yahoo is that, by deleting the freemail accounts, they prevent the spammer from harvesting any addresses that had collected there. This is the only value I can see for this particular spam — to get people to respond, opting in or out, in an effort to build a fresh, clean database of valid email addresses.

Whenever I download MP3s with Napster, my first choice (when I’m not searching for something so obscure that nobody else on the planet, apparently, has encoded it) is to download from the bozo who claims his bandwidth is 14.4k. Invariably, these guys have OC3s — capable of serving up not just a song, or even a CD, but an entire genre of music in about sixty seconds. For unknown reasons every one of those guys thinks that by hiding their monstrous bandwidth behind the “14.4'' label, nobody will figure out that they’re running Napster one hop away from MAE West on a 72-node Beowolf cluster with trunked gig-E connections to a NetApp filer.

But sometimes I’m wrong, and I find a guy who really is trying to squeeze dozens of megabytes of music through a crackly old analog phone line — miles of corroded copper wire strung haphazardly to a shed behind an abandoned gas station in Tucumcari, NM — where he proudly boots into Napster on a hot-rodded 486 (133MHz DX-4!) with 8 megs of RAM, and a genuine 14.4k modem with a street value of about five cents.

Here’s my new start page: California ISO System Conditions. This page shows the current and forecasted load on the state’s power grid. Today is the 3rd straight day classified as a Stage 3 Emergency, which basically means the ISO projects that load will be within 1.5% of capacity.

I don’t happen to live in Zone 50, the 43% of the grid that is immune to rolling blackouts, so this site may well go dark at some point before Spring. And then again during the summer. And then again next Winter…

I had to laugh at this: Steve Peace, author of California’s energy deregulation plan, has decided against running for statewide office — but denies the current crisis might have affected his ability to win an election.

In the spirit of Disturbing Search Requests, I trace back my referer logs to see who is linking to me. I found one that strikes me as odd.

I’ve received a number of clickthroughs from this site. I visited to see why they were pointing to me… and found the page to be written in French. I asked babelfish to translate, and was dismayed to find my site listed under the heading Dreadful, dirty, and malicious. Worse yet is the 3-word summary of my journal: pub with fart

Pub with fart? Maybe this should be my site’s slogan. Some folks appropriate song lyrics, or marketroid buzz-phrases. But I could be much more original: debris.com: Pub with Fart

I wonder if it’s too late to get in as a DigiScents beta site. I’m quite sure their ScentWare SDK allows me to embed hydrogen sulfide in a web page.