Friday, February 16th, 2001
As reported in Grok (Education - 10/00), the Industry Standard’s “special reports” magazine, the Center for Disease Control has come up with a novel way to teach kids about health risks: Infectious Diseases Trading Cards
According to the article, the CDC pulled the cards off its site last year to “tweak the design” — but we note that five months have gone by and the CDC’s site says the cards are unavailable at this time.
But wait — there is a light (albeit sickly and, if we had to guess, contagious) at the end of this tunnel. The CDC merely commented out its directory of PDF files, making the retrieval of the trading cards a trivial matter.
CDC Infectious Diseases Trading Cards:
Anthrax, Antibiotic Resistance, Avian Flu, Cryptosporidiosis, Cyclospora, Dengue, Ebola, E. Coli, Hantavirus, Hepatitis B, HIV, Lyme Disease, Meningitis, Mumps, Pinkeye, Plague, Salmonella, Rabies, Smallpox, Strep A
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Sunday, February 11th, 2001
Big news in orgasm research (now that’s an interesting specialty) — Dr. T. Stuart Meloy reports that by implanting electrodes in a female’s spine, he can induce orgasm via remote control.
The description is ghastly: The device is made up of three parts: the set of electrodes which are implanted inside the spinal canal, a connecting cable and a pulse generator, which is about the size of a beeper. The generator is implanted in the upper buttocks, so all three pieces are under the skin. (ABC News)
But none of these worthy reporters explored the technological implications of such an invention. Leno and Letterman probably exhausted the garage-door-opener jokes… but what about the X-10 jokes? What about the bluetooth jokes? There’s such a rich field of possibilities here. Will the pulse generator have an HTTP server built-in, so patients enjoying frequent wireless orgasm can report their status to the web like so many coffee machines and refrigerators?
Also: if the hardware is mounted in your buttocks, where do they put the batteries? Heh, sorry, I couldn’t resist.
There is a dangerous precedent to this research, by the way. When I studied psychology I learned about an experiment in which researchers inserted electrodes in the pleasure centers of rats’ brains, and then provided the rats with a lever connected to the electrodes. Pressing the lever would induce (essentially) orgasm. The rats starved to death. [1, 2, 3]
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Thursday, February 8th, 2001
This item is of little interest to Bill Gates’ minions (who comprise, I regret to say, about 90% of the web’s population), but Apple aficionados may be saddened to learn that Apple has removed Clarus the Dogcow from OS X.
The dogcow has an only-at-Apple sort of creation myth and has since been documented in an Apple technote, A Nest of Dogcattle.
And now that you are overcome with sadness, you can do your part to save the dogcow! Sign a petition to reinstate Clarus to her (?) rightful place in the MacOS.
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Women.com has a special Valentine’s Day contest, where visitors can vote for the “hottest, most exciting” man on the Internet.
I dug around but couldn’t find a comparable contest to elect the hottest women. Well, why not? Oh, right — because that would be sexist!
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Wednesday, February 7th, 2001
CNET documents the annoying trend employed by low-rent websites: spawning new windows when you try to exit. The new windows contain all manner of advertisements, inducements, and crap you are certain to have no interest in.
I’m told porn sites have been doing this for years. I have no direct experience with this, of course.
One workaround is to surf with JavaScript disabled in your browser. This is not a great solution, though, because too many sites rely on JavaScript for basic site navigation.
As I mulled this over, I saw a potential solution.
First, the technical background… The annoying window-spawning behavior is enabled by an event handler called onunload, part of the JavaScript/ECMAScript language. Any JavaScript statements that appear in the onUnload attribute of an HTML document’s <BODY> or <FRAMESET> tags will be executed when the document is “unloaded” — when the browser window is closed, or when the user follows a link to another page. (Experiment here.)
And now, the solution: browser makers should give users a way to suppress this handler. For example, perhaps by pressing a key on the keyboard while closing the window, the browser can be instructed to ignore any onUnload calls. Or there could be a preference setting. There is a precedent for this: page authors can control whether links open in a new window, or target a specific frame, by giving a TARGET attribute to the <A> tag — and yet the user can override this through a variety of keyboard shortcuts or menu selections, e.g. “open this link in a new window” or cmd-click (on MacOS).
There are multiple benefits: less Internet congestion, fewer browser crashes, less disk space wasted by unwanted browser cache files, less meaningless traffic logged by advertisers, higher clickthrough rates on advertising, and overall less-annoying user experience (not that any of the advertisers seem to care about that one).
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