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We were without water for six hours today. Plumbing, it turns out, is one of those things you don’t really appreciate until it is gone.

Our water pressure had dropped dramatically last week. To water-systems repairmen, pressure problems nearly always implicate the well pump. Replacing a well pump costs $1500.

The hard part about replacing well pumps is this: they’re usually buried 100' below ground. Pulling a pump means having one guy haul it up, 20' at a time, while a second guy disassembles the water pipe that gets pulled out of the ground as the pump rises. Pipes are PVC, which is good, as you don’t need 3 men to carry a 20' length. Still, they’re unwieldy, flopping around in the branches and power lines through the hole cut in the roof of the wellhouse. It would be comical, if it didn’t cost so damn much.

We were fortunate: the pressure problem wasn’t due to a sick pump, but to two fractured couplings that caused all our water to squirt around inside the well rather than squirting up the pipe and out our showerhead in a refreshing, invigorating, pulsating, patented massage pattern.

So, once again, I am rinsed clean. I feel good. I even smell good. Of course, the repair bill hasn’t arrived yet.

This is a feel-good, walking-around groove, a march for people with 3.5 legs. It’s airy, it’s spacey, and it turns a corner just in the way that air and space do not. I call it Celebrity Dentist because it makes me smile — then it pokes me when I least expect it.

Playing odd meters slowly is a good way to get comfortable with them, as the slow tempo allows more time for counting. Also these grooves tend to express their intrinsic melodies in a way that faster, more note-y grooves may not.

      1   2   3   4   5   6   7    | 1   2   3   4   5   6   7   
7 RB  o   o   o   o   o   o   o    | o   o   o   o   o   o   o
- SD   o  OO O o o    OO O o o  OO |  o  OO O o o    OO O o o  O
8 KD  o o       o o         o o    | o o       o o         o o  o

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On a Fall day in 1996, walking through the Golden Gate National Recreational Area near the northernmost tip of the San Francisco peninsula, I joined a secret brotherhood. (Readers familiar with the area may wonder whether this event involved sex. Although we were not far from the nude end of Baker Beach, this brotherhood concerns itself with an altogether different kind of stones.)

I strolled along the path near the rocky part of the beach, and happened upon several unlikely, awesome vertical piles of rocks. I’m talking about single rocks stacked one on another, reaching heights of two to three feet. I was amazed at the precarious nature of the structures — I actually touched one to see if the stones were glued together. I felt awful when it toppled over.

Since that time, whenever Nature provides the raw materials, my wife and I like to build what we’ve come to call “stone sculptures.” Of course, height is the main goal, and aesthetics come in a close second. Except in special cases you need to have at least a half-dozen stones before you can begin to feel smug.

I left this sculpture near the Athabasca Falls in Jasper National Park. (Here’s are some great QTVR panoramas of Athabasca Falls.)

The practice of building sculptures of native stone appears to have begun with Inuit tribes, whose sculptures are called inuksuit. (The singular of inuksuit is inukshuk or inuksuk, or if you’re Neil Peart, inukashuk.) Here are some photos of ancient inuksuit.

Here’s are newer articles about building stone sculptures in Germany and Vancouver.

I discovered this groove in one of the many stacks of scribbled transcriptions next to my drum kit. It may have began as an attempt to jot down the Apocalypse in 9/8 groove from memory, although I’d hate to think I’d forgotten what time signature Apocalypse in 9/8 is in.

This is a linear, 2-bar kick/snare rhythm, under a cymbal ostinato that moves from downbeats in the first bar to offbeats in the second. The offbeat section actually starts on the + of 7, a half-beat before you might expect it. This, and the rest on the first beat of the second bar, throws off the listener’s perception of where the 1 falls.

      1   2   3   4   5   6   7     1   2   3   4   5   6   7   
7  RB                           o |   o   o   o   o   o   o   o 
-  RC o   o   o   o   o   o   o   | 
8  SD     o   o         o   o     |     o   o       o     o
   KD o o   o   o   o o   o   o o |   o   o     o o     o    

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It’s worse than Code Red — the NIMDA virus infects both Microsoft’s Outlook as well as Microsoft’s IIS webserver. My server has registered between 3500 and 10000 infection attempts per site today.

If you run an Apache site and have PHP available, you can use my Webserver Virus Warning Generator to send warning emails to owners of infected sites. I’ve updated the script to handle NIMDA as well as Code Red.

It’s little wonder that insurance companies have begun charging higher rates for users of NT and IIS… crappy products beget higher maintenance costs.