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Tuesday, August 7th, 2001

D.C.P.I.

The Debris.com Personality Inventory

Remember, “multiphasic” is just another word for
“we couldn’t get it right the first time.”
Creamy or crunchy? Scrambled or fried? Ketchup or mayo? Links or patties? White or whole-wheat? The pink or the blue? Butter-flavored machine oil, or not?

Regular or decaf? Sparkling or still? Red or white? Shaken or stirred? Rocks or straight? Coke or Pepsi?

Paper or plastic? Automatic or manual? Briefs or boxers? Fold or crumple? Shoei or Arai? Metric or standard? Digital or analog? Window or aisle? Nylon tip or wood? IDE or SCSI? Own or rent? Gay or straight? Smoking or non? Real or silicon? vi or emacs?


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updated: 2004-02-22 22:49:16

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