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So, it seems likely that whoever coined the phrase “it’s going to get worse before it gets better” was talking about home remodeling.

Here’s a photo of my post-postmodern concrete slab floor, minus the nasty shag carpet we’ve removed for ritual burning.

You know, we’d planned to install tile, but the stains and cracks on the slab are beginning to grow on me…. maybe this will be the hot new interior design look of 2002, sort of an industrial/rubble look… Ahh, excuse me, there’s someone at the door — no doubt the photo crew from Architectural Digest.

(Yes, the turd-colored vinyl is coming out too.)