Even if I liked stock car racing, I don’t think I could have brought myself to watch the Pork The Other White Meat 400.
That name is a real mouthful, wouldn’t you say?
I was surprised to see that porkracing.com is a real website — I pictured a satirical description of, I don’t know, kids pushing slices of ham around an oval track.
But maybe it is already silly enough to offer access to both race schedules and pork recipes in one place.