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Can you buy happiness for $2.55?

That’s my question for the guy behind me in line at the grocery store. It’s 9:00 AM, and he lays a cold bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a 40-oz High Life on the conveyor. I wanted to ask, is that breakfast and lunch? Dinner and dessert? Or is one of the bottles for a friend?

But then, you have to wonder, which of the two gets the 40? There’s a quality vs. quantity issue here. Would you rather have 12 oz of good beer, or 40 oz of swill? Assume for the moment that having 40 oz of good beer is not an option. Certainly, in the case of MHL, it isn’t.

The scary part of the episode is that the guy was dressed as if he intended to spend the day operating power tools.