You know you live in Granola County when you receive a pamphlet in the mail advertising a weekend event during which the meal choices are
The event itself is something that would probably incite rioting in more conservative parts of the country: a contact improv jam at the regional clothing-optional hot springs.
It’s especially funny that none of the meal options, as picky as they are, include mammal. So, if you have a taste for beef or pork, you have to stay home. But, looking at the bright side, you then wouldn’t have to spend your weekend leaping naked into the arms of complete strangers.