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Here’s a rhythmic treat for your dominant hand. Trust me; it’s tired of playing eighth notes. And your band is tired of hearing them.

To compensate for the added complexity of the ride hand, which has your addled synapses thinking “No, it’s e+ damnit!”, the snare and kick patterns have been streamlined, cut back to the minimum necessary inputs that will still make the soccer-moms at the PTA gig shake their upper-middle-class booties.

If your band has a percussionist, he’ll thank you for this beat — there’s a lot of room to solo within the pulse.

       1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 
4  HH  x x  x x xx   xx    1/4 = 112
-  SD      o       o   
4  KD  o     oo        

Patronize these links, man:

• Virtual Drummer loop
• MIDI
• MP3