DEBRIS.COMgood for a laugh, or possibly an aneurysm

When offered the choice of spending a weekend with Pamela Anderson or a Porsche, nine of 10 German men chose the car.

This is not as surprising as the article’s author seems to think. I don’t know anybody who would honestly want to spend a weekend with Pamela Anderson. I wouldn’t even want to spend a weekend with the Pamera Anderson / Tommy Lee sex video, because that’s the image I already have playing in my mind every time I hear her name. I mean, this is a video that should come with a free pair of rubber gloves.

So, yeah, I’d definitely go for the Porsche. For that matter I’d probably go for a 1976 Pacer — a pink one. With a Confederate flag painted on the roof, and a horn that plays “Oh, Susanna.”