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Washington D.C. — In a shocking move, Presidential challenger and recent debate winner Senator John Kerry resigned from his bid for the nation’s highest office.

“I had no idea how much hard work it is to be President!” he exclaimed. “I’m going windsurfing instead. Did I mention that my wife is a billionaire?”

In a hastily convened press conference in the White House Rose Garden, President George W. Bush commented, “Being President is indeed hard work. I wake up every morning thinking ‘this is hard work,’ and it is, it’s hard work. But we’ll stay the course. Fighting the enemy. Hard work. Enemy. Stay the course. Hard work. Thousand points of light… Umm, Dick?”