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I suppose it was inevitable that when transplanting the restaurant chain that invented the “Lover’s Line” of pizzas — including the Cheese Lover’s, Meat Lover’s, and for those meat lovers who are amorous about specific varieties of flesh, the Pepperoni Lover’s and Sausage Lover’s — local accomodations to the menu might be made. Thus, I should not have been surprised by the big Spargel Lover’s Pizza sign in the local Pizza Hut window.

But I was surprised to see a competing vendor 50 meters away that offered a Spargel Pizza with Hollandaise sauce. I mean, that’s just gross.

I didn’t check the other neighborhood fast-food franchises but I suspect I’d have found Spargel McNuggets, Bacon Bacon Spargelburger, 7-layer Spargel BellGrande, etc.