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I’ve just finished a reading binge. If you’re looking for recommendations for some great fiction, take a look at my late summer reading list.

The best of the best: The Man Who Wrote The Book, Harmful Intent, Survivor, Holes, Sick Puppy, microserfs.

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The Debris.com Personality Inventory

Regular or decaf? Sparkling or still? Red or white? Shaken or stirred? Rocks or straight? Coke or Pepsi?

Paper or plastic? Automatic or manual? Briefs or boxers? Fold or crumple? Shoei or Arai? Metric or standard? Digital or analog? Window or aisle? Nylon tip or wood? IDE or SCSI? Own or rent? Gay or straight? Smoking or non? Real or silicon? vi or emacs?

Bad habit: reading the Sunday supplements. I admit it; I spend 20 minutes each week skimming through USA Weekend and Examiner Magazine and whatever the other one is, I don’t even remember.

There’s always a health or fitness column of some sort. It’s probably in USA Weekend because it’s so USA-Today-like — they boil a complex issue down into 4 bullet-items with a little cartoon illustration, thereby saving the population the need for higher education. They make it simple, so the reader never has to think.

These articles are oddly compelling. Like I said, I read them every weekend, mentally checking off each bullet-point as if the tally would predict something meaningful about my health. In the recent article about hemorrhoids, the bullet points under “prevention” included:

• drink lots of fluids
• avoid meat and dairy
• exercise regularly
• eat high-fiber foods

I read through them all, feeling better with each item — “I already do all that!” I exclaimed aloud. Clearly, I’ll never get hemorrhoids.

So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Three unrelated bits of music trivia that combine to make me irrationally happy:

• Dream Theater is in the studio, recording a new album
• RUSH is in the studio, recording a new album
• Tim Alexander (Primus, Attention Deficit) has joined the Blue Man Group

Now, if only pasta grew on trees…